A magical girl-like story with absolutely the wrong tone. But hey, at least nobody dies!
The world is a little too violent these days, don't 'cha think? Well the real, actual god (of this universe) thinks so too! So he's rolling out a limited-time program where anyone's violent thoughts will manifest in a much more convient to destroy form: bizarre uncanny pocket dimensions called Trippets! (That's a cute name, right?)
And he's assembled a team of Magical Girls to destroy them! As pre-payment for a year of their services, they'll recieve any one blessing they can think of. And they'll get a personalized arsenal of magical abilities to use at their disposal-including a cute magical girl outfit!
...wait, why are they all kids?
The first chapter should be out... eventually.
Failure to Thrive/Refusal to Die is a webcomic created by Killian-Idiot. I know this shows up twice on this page.